Adventures in Chin-Balancing

I bought some spinning plates online (dube is my brand of choice. Up next: Cigar Boxes!). I am passively acquiring equipment and skills to put on a variety entertainment show. Anyhow, I know that I need to work on my balancing. I don't ride my unicycle daily, it's winter now, and I'm rusty!

Yes, that is my room. I have a roommate. Don't judge.

So, after viewing the receipt for the props, I decided to start learning how to balance things on my chin. After failing and getting frustrated yesterday, I was able to, today, keep a club up on my chin for about 2.5 seconds, tops.

That is a disappointingly small amount of time. But I am used to being bad at something. In fact, I still can't juggle 5 balls, and I've been trying to do that for over a year. Oh wow. I just realized that that is a really long time to fail at something. If only I practiced more consistently. These things happen when you attend class and do homework, and other lame things like that.

This boring post brought to you by procrastination.

Remember, all you need is a little inspiration.

You are not Busy

You are not busy. You think you are because you have 200 pages of reading due tomorrow, a homework and an assignment due on Thursday, some essays due next week. There is that show you need to go to and you can't forget to eat dinner - maybe you should invite that one person you like?

I am not saying that you don't have a lot of things to do. What I am saying is that you arn't busy. You are exhausted  overloaded, and in need of a break, but you are not busy. "No", you say - yelling at your computer like a buffoon - "I am busy! I have all of those things due and not all that much time to do them!". But you are wrong. You can get everything done. How do I know this? Because you have always been able to get it all done. You have been faced with more work before, and you will be faced with more work in the future.

No. You are not busy. You might be unorganized and inefficient. 

How many all night-ers have you pulled for a paper due on... not the next day? All night-ers, cram-sessions and other "busy people" things are because due dates were approaching quickly, and you did not manage your time well. So stop sucking at time management.

A letter to myself, 2012.

On Happiness

Melancholy - not sadness -  is the opposite of true happiness.

This is what I woke up to

I woke up, donned my bath robe and slippers, ignored the fact it is 2 in the afternoon (i'm comfortable, damnit!) and walked into the kitchen of the fraternity house searching for breakfast. I mean brunch. I mean lunch. . . I mean breakfast.

To my pleasant surprise, I find the following waiting for me.

DONUTS

I did what any sane human would do upon such a sight, and promptly ate one. Then another. Then 2 more. (Hey, it's not like there aren't enough).

Then, only after eating the fourth delicious glazed dough-ring did I question the source of these donuts. I asked my roommate, who had walked in and started eating one himself.

"Oh, I got them from the church. Apparently the Christians hate donuts, or something".

This made me curious. It's no secret I have never been a fan of the church, and for them to bestow a plethora of donuts to a fraternity that is housed across the street ... something seemed irrational about it all. I had my suspicions.

So I checked the expiration date: November 5th, 2012.

Ah. Tomorrow. The Donuts expire tomorrow. They are "best by" tomorrow. The church can't serve them! And where else to get rid of some soon-to-be-rancid donuts? A frat house! Perfect!

Edit: It is coming to my attention that my roommate had grabbed the terminal donuts which were going to be thrown away, figuring that most of us would not mind or even look at the impending expiration date. The brother is completely correct in his reasoning.

There really isn't a good conclusion to this story. So I'm just going to go eat another doughnut/donut/however you spell the damn word.